Office Blunders

1. There's a man in the office next to me - our Facebook, Twitter and media guy.  You know the type, too smart for their own good?  Or I should say, so intelligent that there is little room for common sense and public decency? 

As I'm sitting at my desk, listening to "Hallelujah" by the great Rufus Wainwright I hear a loud thud and "I DIDN'T DO IT!" Our leading man has just thrown a book against his glass door, and is yelling back at his wife, who I can only assume is accusing him of ruining an appliance at home.  With many more things being thrown and many more profanities yelled, this ruckus goes on for a good 10 minutes.

2. There's really nothing to do throughout the day.  The salespeople are hiding away in their offices trying to find a sponsor for the rapidly upcoming NASCAR race.  One would assume that in such instances, Facebook and Twitter are acceptable websites to peruse.  Not so my friends.  What does one do when they cannot do anything?  I have seen every NASCAR Youtube video known to man, every crash, every fight, every interview.  I have scrutinized Jermaine Dupri and his father, Michael Mauldin (a client of ours) to decide if Dupri looks more like his mother.  And of course, my blog inspiration, I have read and re-read Jessica's blogs from 2009 forward.

3. Lastly on the menu for today - I am comparing Steve the salesman to Norm Macdonald, a comedian.  My conclusion? I need a real life.